Butz But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. S er, corretto. Inglourious Basterds - Wikipedia Smithson Utivich Quentin Tarantino has openly admitted that Death Proof is his worst movie, and he's using it as the benchmark to make sure he never makes a movie that bad again.The slasher premise of the film actually had a lot of promise. Gentleman, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Quotes - IMDb If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! Col. Hans Landa: In fact, about a third of the film is non-English and is subtitled. Least of all, by tomorrow night. While rescuing Hugo, the Basterds kill his captors in the most over the top and bloody ways. : Now, before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. : Donny Donowitz Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground. [in German] Oblige him! : Adolf Hitler: Wilhelm Wicki: Sgt. Quite well, actually. Lt. Aldo Raine As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go. Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. : Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa Werner Rachtman: Does the filmmaking equipment in the attic still work? Werner Rachtman: Sgt. What shall the history books read? Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. You remember him, don't you? : You still get us in that premiere? : So who are your three handsome escorts? Marcel: ", Lt. Aldo Raine Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? : Sgt. And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Quotes . Lt. Aldo Raine: [busy scalping Hermann] Up 'ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls 'illegal activity,' but what we call 'just a man tryin' to make a livin' for his family sellin' moonshine liquor,' it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Bridget von Hammersmark You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa Werner Rachtman: Col. Hans Landa: Gorla lomi? Lt. Archie Hicox: 0025192015397. eBay Product ID (ePID) 78807753. [In English] : Bridget von Hammersmark: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. Pvt. Are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. Sisu Is The Inglourious Basterds Reboot We've Been Waiting 15 - MSN But "Jew Hunter"? : Col. Hans Landa Major Dieter Hellstrom: What's going to happen, Major you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us. I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Look, she's not a military strategist. Well, it just so happens I do as well. Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil to establish my cover with the Germans and it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. Inglourious Basterds Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Col. Hans Landa: [satisfied, to General Fenech] Yeah, where is that exactly? My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Andy Kagan Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. Omar Ulmer Pfc. [as-a-matter-of-factly] We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. Donny Donowitz: "That's a bingo? [in German] And I want my scalps. : Fredrick Zoller: Pfc. Inglorious Basterds: When Landa transitions to Italian, he starts The two Basterds go into the cinema room, where they see Joseph Goebbels and Francesca Mondino in their opera box, and Emil Jannings, Hermann Gring and Martin Bormann in the other opera box. He is the personification of the idea that being able to express oneself in multiple languages is a form of power; and indeed Landa uses this power to his advantage in the film. Lt. Aldo Raine: : In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. Landa gently removes her shoe, Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. How'd he do that? Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? "That's a bingo?". Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. Perrier LaPadite: Lt. Archie Hicox: But that's not all we're going to do. [to Frederick] I'd make that deal. Germans would and did notice it. : What're you? Pvt. Joseph Goebbels: "That's a bingo"? : Eight Jewish-American soldiers. [in French; subtitled] Perrier LaPadite: Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying, Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table, cut back to Hitler's office. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. Lt. Archie Hicox: I believe Goebbels sees himself as closer to David O. Selznick. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. I'm sorry, again? I've been chewed out before. : [after brief pause] [in English] I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. : Extraordinary, my dear. Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying]. : Official Sites With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglourious Basterds Italian animated GIFs to your conversations. Lt. Aldo Raine Marcel: Marcel: Whiskey, straight. In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Well, ain't that a real nice boy? : And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. Lt. Aldo Raine: Wilhelm Wicki [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] I have a message for Germany. Inglourious Basterds (2009) Brad Pitt: Lt. Aldo Raine. Lt. Aldo Raine : Anyway, here are the 10 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds. [to Aldo] Lillian Harvey! Bridget von Hammersmark Adolf Hitler: I know the film camera does. Donny Donowitz: : You know somethin', Utivich? Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? Lt. Aldo Raine: we have to make a deal. I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English? Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine Shosanna Dreyfus: Cpl. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Sgt. [busy scalping Hermann] I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! Heard of 'em? Most of it being a complete waste of time, but it needs to be done nevertheless. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. : Lt. Archie Hicox: I, too, have an acute ear for accents. I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. Col. Hans Landa What're you? However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well. [Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table]. General Ed Fenech. You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Adolf Hitler The Fhrer and Goebbels's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. [after a long pause]. The lie is a series of false and hidden . I made a deal with your general for that man's life! [finishes scalping Hermann] You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. [to Fredrick] [giddy] Those who pretend to work as stuntmen inevitably have to use an Italian accent. Joseph Goebbels: What are we talking about? 15 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds Col. Hans Landa You still get us in that premiere? Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. : What are their titles? Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. They'll shoot ya. Bridget von Hammersmark: They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Perrier LaPadite: The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. How fun! That's almost four hundred less than the Ritz. Lt. Aldo Raine: Now, before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. We order three glasses. That's a bingo! The Englishman gave himself away. Marcel: He had just become a-. : So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. : : Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? [translates into German]. Or you either, Lieutenant Frankfurt. To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Col. Hans Landa: But I digress. Make a deal. Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. You might know him better by his nickname: "The Bear Jew". [In English] Fuck you and your Jew dogs! Lt. Aldo Raine: He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Bridget von Hammersmark: : [in German] You are not to tell anybody anything! I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely BECAUSE I've earned it. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa: Because you love me. Like I said, third best. : Eliza on Ice? : Col. Hans Landa [in French; subtitled] Col. Hans Landa: : : Col. Hans Landa: That's a pretty exciting story. Which is? [he simply smiles at Bridget and nods], [Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight from Landa's coat pocket], [Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly], Col. Hans Landa: : Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. Col. Hans Landa: It couldn't be both. Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. [in a very bad accent] Joseph Goebbels: Thank you. [picks up his glass of scotch] I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz. [long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly]. [in Italian] [One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell]. Bridget von Hammersmark: Nope! [in French] I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Col. Hans Landa : The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. Donny Donowitz Am I German? Werner Rachtman Major Dieter Hellstrom: : That's what I like to hear. Francesca Mondino: Fuck a duck! I don't think so. [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Pfc. Sgt. : Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. And that don't sit well with us. How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. Damn good deal! Fun fact: in the italian version of the movie they screwed up this scene badly. Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? Smithson Utivich: : Col. Hans Landa: This boy has done something tremendous for us. Col. Hans Landa: When it comes to killing Nazis [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot]. : [fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches]. When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? They're friends of mine from Italy. Sgt. Bridget von Hammersmark: Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. . Wait a minute, he goes to Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa: [in French; subtitled] Yeah, that's what we thought. Lt. Aldo Raine: What's next? How about the sound recorder? You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. Well, you do have to admit it is catchy. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Bridget von Hammersmark: You're talking about that. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. , "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.". Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. I think you show great talent. : I rather liked Lillian Harvey. [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] [he hands the General a whiskey] : Lt. Archie Hicox Gorlami. Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. , Yeah? Lt. Aldo Raine: I think you show great talent. : As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. And you need all four to win the war. So you're Aldo the Apache. There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. : Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Col. Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds - Italian scene - YouTube Lt. Aldo Raine [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Joseph Goebbels: She's just an actress. From where do you hail, Captain? What's next? Sound good? Pfc. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. : Sound good? No, no, no, no, no, no. If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs. I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. Heard of 'em? Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. 'Flickers Bi-Monthly', and I've had two books published. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said. Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. Arriverderci. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Simon Sakowitz But stay alert outside. 6 more photos . Quite well, actually. Bridget von Hammersmark: Shosanna Dreyfus: You were saying? Lt. Aldo Raine Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. Bravery Adolf Hitler: I will hang them naked, by their heels from the Eiffel Tower! Thank you, mein Fhrer. Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. What now, Colonel? "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! [obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers] Gwatzeeeeee. Lt. Aldo Raine: Are you going to take off your uniform? And that purty little nest you feathered for yourself. Pfc. Actually, why he would hate the name "hangman" is baffling to me. : : But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you end the war. We got a German here who wants to die for his country! [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. Smithson Utivich So you're "Aldo the Apache". Hugo Stiglitz. Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: ,Cpl. On the use of language in 'Inglorious Basterds' : r/TrueFilm - Reddit
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